- In Appreciation of Miranda Hobbes
- Sex and the City Quotes: Season 3 | Sex and the City Transcripts
But Miranda and Carrie, to be sure bears the full brunt of it. And unless she had a hefty trust fund, every single girl who moved to the city looking for that Carrie Bradshaw lifestyle got smacked in the face with a heavy dose of reality right around the first time she watched a drunk piss himself on a crowded subway car. She just speaks to me, guys. Just talk to me, like a person. But as far we Mirandas are concerned, there is no life more difficult than one wherein we have to keep our mouths shut.
How else are things going to get better? And then Queen Miranda has to deal with the insecurities that her ass-kicking professional achievements inspire in people around her. A power struggle over a nice suit almost ends them for good, and would have, if Steve were less of a man. The realtor wants to know why a single woman would need all that space.
Character assassination in the first movie aside, Steve Brady is a pint-pulling prince. He loves his dog and his drunk mother. That her rigidity, her aversion to compromise, and her high standards will be her only company. And Miranda knew that, as unbelievably perfect as he was, Robert was reaping the benefits of the absence of the walls that Steve helped break down. But bless her heart, I think she held out for a while after that to prove that their non-traditional little family could work. Like, just the worst.
She lets herself because she knows, with Steve, her emotions are never going to be exploited or thrown back in her face. And, contrary to popular belief, no one can single-handedly instill it in you. Most of us knock around life in a perpetual state of insecurity. Everyone else here is cuter than we are. Miranda was dragged out of Manhattan and into Brooklyn, kicking and screaming. Not mistakes in general — but mistakes that, to her mind, lead Carrie to be devalued. So she takes it personally.
The blame may lie on her, but nothing about that part of her life was easy for Carrie. Especially not telling Miranda. Nothing like an affair with a married man, so get that out of your heads.
In Appreciation of Miranda Hobbes
And while it was something that did upset me like she knew it would, I felt a little ashamed. I want to be the support system, not the judge. Friendships can be forged any old place. In the un-fun stuff. Carrie and Miranda and any friendship worth its salt should be able to survive honesty. Especially when it only comes from a place of wanting the very best this life has to offer for your person. So, even though Charlotte tried to avoid her on the street and refuses her offer to talk, Miranda walks behind her all the way back to Park Avenue.
I mean, the woman builds her dream house, and these brats come along, and start eating it. The ones who stuff down any remaining hints of their own personalities and live only for their children. There would be no monthly Brady photoshoots on Facebook. In fact, she has a bit of an inner crisis when she accidentally drifts off while Carrie talks to her — Miranda has no interest in ranking the important people in her life, Brady included. And, I would imagine, quite frisky. How old were you [when you lost your virginity]? His smelly rec room. Half a joint, three thrusts, finito. On the plus side, people start to give up their seats for you on the bus.
Charlotte, looking at a catalog: Honey, my vagina waits for no man. Oh come on, I want a baby. It would be fun. It's not like owning a foosball table, Steve. Do you have another? Ladies, I am not Tampax central. Well, I have them at home but they won't fit in my Kate Spade purse.
Wow—Kate must have a tiny vagina. I do not want [a baby] eventually and my clock is running out I mean, I've only got like a million viable eggs left. Three hundred of which we just killed with those martinis at lunch. I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck. Hey, have you got a light? Aw, we always used to share a cigarette together.
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We did a lot of things that were bad for me together. Well, let's just say it: Was there a contest? There's always a contest with an ex.
It's called "who will die miserable. Trey is this close to proposing, I can feel it. Oh my god, really? I've had pairs of pantyhose longer! Maybe there's something he can eat to make it sweeter. Maybe you should write to Martha Stewart. We could analyze this for years and never know, I mean, they still don't know who killed Kennedy. Don't take this the wrong way but this place could use a little work. I know, but I can't afford it. You've got eight thousand bucks' worth of shoes over there. I proposed to myself! I suggested he have a tomato salad, then I suggested we get married.
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What exactly did he say? Now I'm thinking the upsetting thing isn't that you proposed, it's that you proposed to a guy that says "alrighty. Come on, give me a little BJ, up and down a couple times, you're done, it's easy! You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'! Don't beat yourself up. Aidan hasn't said "I love you" yet. Until he does, you're a free agent. What is that, The Rules according to Samantha?
I'm more old fashioned than you think. Miranda, reviewing Charlotte's prenuptual agreement: Listen, this is just their opening offer. It's totally standard to go back in and negotiate. I can't even buy stuff on sale! There'll be no next time. This is going to be like Bridges of Madison Avenue, a very brief affair I'll write about in sappy letters to my grandchildren.
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There's never food, only booze. One martini, six olives. When Charles Dickens wrote "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," I believe he must have been having an affair with his married ex-boyfriend. Our affair, like our hotels, had gone from elegant with crystal to seedy with plastic cups. You've heard those stories about affairs where people realize how great their other relationship is and end it without anyone being the wiser. I don't watch Lifetime television for women. It was a typical doowntown male mix.
Sex and the City Quotes: Season 3 | Sex and the City Transcripts
Ten percent Wall Street, ten percent real estate, and ten percent [Samantha had] already slept with. Miranda, looking at a bride magazine: There's no time for purses! What's your theme again? What if I have it? You don't have it. Sometimes it takes me a really long time to get over a cold. That's not AIDS, it's central air conditioning.
Anthony was like the pushy Italian mother she never had. We're so over, we need a new word for over. I like the idea of men in skirts. Carrie, you're right, you have to tell him. But not before the wedding. It's supposed to be my week. You get a day. Could you please not use the F-word in Vera Wang? Is it so much to ask that you not wear your dress up around your see you next Tuesday? Charlotte drawing characters in the air: C - U - Next - Carrie: Was that a schoolhouse rock I missed? You haven't slept with him yet?
Honey, before you buy the car you take it for a test drive! I want to do things to him that I have never done to anyone. Like the other night I was thinking about putting whipped cream all over my body. Low fat Kool Whip is the best. It's less sticky than other brands. I can't believe you're all going to LA without me.
We still can't believe you went on your honeymoon without us! So how are you? I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me. Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon. Should we get more coffee or should we get two guns and kill ourselves? Carrie is having trouble driving a stick-shift car. Why didn't you just get an automatic? I love this car! It goes with my outfit. I've got something to make you feel better. Hands Carrie and Miranda packages. Dildos before 10 am! I'm all perked up! This floor's non smoking! I have an addiction, sir!
If I could master a stick shift, could a successful relationship be that far behind? She took everything I got! That's the thing about the Brazilian. It makes you do crazy things. You have to be very careful who you invite to Brazil. Drinking with three blondes!
I guess that's a regular day for you. A slow one, yes. Maybe it's time that I stop being so angry. Yeah, but what would you do with all your free time? Could you have more condoms? One woman's pornographer is another woman's spiritual leader. My marriage is a fake Fendi! Miranda, to Samantha, who's offered to take Charlotte to a Playboy Mansion party: Why would that cheer her up? Does she look like a year-old frat boy?
That bunny's got my bag! I know you've heard of Wonder Woman. Ooh, with the bracelets and the tiara. I used to love that even her accessories had superpowers. I'm scootin' in heels! So are you saying there's no way you'd go out with a guy who lived with his family?